Any excuse Mariah can take to prance around in deep-cleavage tops and hip-hugging denim, she’ll take it. Not that I’m complaining – especially after the uber-silly-but-totally-Mimi “Touch My Body” (remember how she battled her black-haired alter-ego Bianca in “Heartbreaker”?) And her tight, never-looked-better body is pretty bangin’ (for hetero guys!) even as she pushes 40. In the Brett Ratner-directed video, a Geek Squad-like nerd (Jack McBrayer of “30 Rock”) makes a stop at Mariah’s ginormous palace, and, of course, M.C. answers the door in her black panty-bra set. He pretends to be cool, tries hitting a Mimi high-note (and comes off sounding like a strangled dog yelping for help), and lip-syncs to the song’s dirty lyrics. And then we’re supposed to think she’s gonna, as she coos, wrap her thighs around this supersize-glasses-donning dork’s waist, but by the end – well, you’ll just to watch below.

By now, you’ve probably seen I’m F*ing Matt Damon and the response video I’m F*ing Ben Affleck, but now someone’s f*ing Seth Rogen!

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