Kate Clinton ranged from funny to banal… here are some of the funnier lines
“I’d like, now to have a moment of silence for someone we’ve just lost… Mitt Romney just pulled out of the Republican race. Omit! Remit! Mitt Mitt you’re full of shit, goodbye!”
“For those with mad vow disease, the freedom to marry coalition will meet…”
“In a stroke of genius, they put the gay family institute, next to the sexual freedom institute, in the hope that gay mothers and fathers sometime might have sex again…”
To young lesbians in the audience, on her turning 60 this year: “”Come on up here and get gummed!”
“There will come a day when your thanksgiving turkey will be wetter than your vagina!”
“You’ll reach for the KY and get the Ben Gay”
After a video introduction from the governor: “Unfortunately we didn’t get a video message from the mayor, just a text message”