Candidate Jordan Haskins and Bill Schuette, uploaded to Haskins campaign page on Facebook on March 31.

GOP Hopeful Wants 'Christians' Fleeing MI If Gays Get Civil Rights

By Todd Heywood

Jordan Haskins wants to be the Republican house member representing Michigan's 95th House District. And he wants everyone to know he is a staunch, Bible believing Christian who has "fought" the homosexual agenda in Saginaw.

In the event, however, the state legislature votes to approve a measure to amend the Elliot-Larsen Civil Rights Act to include sexual orientation and gender identity, Haskins has an answer.

"If the state wants to trample religious freedom, we go somewhere else where our values are welcome," the candidate wrote on his Facebook page Oct. 8. "Michigan loses tax money, economic performance, jobs, etc. if they choose to be entrenched with the homosexual agenda, it's time for conservative christians (sic) to vote with their feet and their dollars."

Haskins has his own issues with sexuality. The 24-year-old has served time in the prison system in two states already for trespassing in order to fulfill his sexual fetish, which he calls "cranking." What is cranking, you might ask?

Well here's what MLive had to say about Haskins crimes:

"Haskins admitted to police that, on both occasions, he broke into the yard where vehicles were parked, incident reports from the Saginaw County Sheriff's Department show. He said he pulled spark plug wires on sheriff, mosquito control and other vehicles parked there."

"Jordan would remove the spark plug wires and sit in the car and masturbate while the motor was sparking and making noises," the police report states.

Haskins was charged with additional misdemeanor offenses related to a third incident at the mosquito control property in October 2010.

Family values, am I right, or am I right? I mean come on, everyone has had that desire to break into a lot, remove the spark plugs from public vehicles and masturbate while attempting to start them. Right?


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