Greg Quinlan

By D'Anne Witkowski

Creep Of The Week

Have you been feeling a little less gay than usual this month? Don't worry, you're not alone. Ever since the Family Research Council declared July "Ex-Gay Pride Month," it's just so damn hard to stay gay these days.

This exciting month of denial and despair will culminate with a July 31 dinner in Washington D.C. that will definitely be the place to see and be seen if you hate your gay self and/or other gays. For the low, low price of $150 you can be treated to the silver-tongued insanity of speakers like Greg Quinlan, the president of Parents and Friends of Ex-Gays (PFOX).

Wayne Besen, founder of Truth Wins Out, which has been ferreting out "ex-gay" bullshit for years, described Quinlan in 2008 as "one of the most insufferable, dishonest and phony anti-gay zealots in the nation." Now that's a ringing endorsement!

But that was years ago! Perhaps Quinlan has become an ex-phony anti-gay guy (a.k.a. "X-PhAG").

Ha ha. Nope.

On July 2, Quinlan took to right-wing radio to declare that the Supreme Court justices who overturned the Defense of Marriage Act were "five black-robed Nazis." He then "outted" Justices Anthony Kennedy and Elena Kagan as gay and said that they ruled on the case in order to satisfy "their own lusts." No word on the secret-homo status of Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Stephen Breyer, and Sonia Sotomayor who also voted against DOMA.

Quinlan then called President Barack Obama "a down-low President," because obviously you can't be in favor of civil rights for LGBT people unless you are one of them.

This is not the first time a right-wing flapping mouth has claimed that Obama is a gay. Evangelical pastor Scott Lively has done plenty of research on this issue and has a photo of Obama sitting next to a guy on the couch so, BAM! Proof.

So now that the Gay Gestapo has taken over the White House and the Supreme Court, what's next? Oh, you know, just the destruction of both church and state.

"What's in the way of us having sex with who you want to have it, no matter how old they are, any way we want to have it? It's the church," Quinlan says.

"The Constitution of the United States is a Christian document," Quinlan continues, "so what stands in the way? It's the Constitution of the United States."

Got it? So gays must get rid of both religion and law in order to keep the sex party going. Because there ain't no party like a gay sex party because a gay sex party don't stop. Unless, of course, Jesus and that cartoon version of the Constitution from School House Rocks are being cock-blockers.

"And in order to change ... the mightiest government that ever existed because it's founded on God Almighty's truth and principles," Quinlan continues, "is to destroy it so they can do what they want to do, have sex the way they want to have it and the only way they can do that is to shut us up."

And that, Quinlan concludes, leads us to Nazi Germany and pedophilia because, duh.

You can't make shit like this up. $150 is starting to seem like a bargain for this caliber of entertainment. Then again, maybe Quinlan should do himself and the rest of the world a favor and, well, shut up.

MI Marriage Trial

Michigan Same Sex Couples Demand Respect And Equal Treatment

Michigan Leaders React To Feds Recognition Of Marriages

MI Marriage: Schuette Asks For Full Appeals Court Review

The Stay Delayed Allows 315 Couples To Wed In State

Gay Marriage Defines Schuette's Reelection Campaign

Snyder Says Schuette Going Against Trend

Sixth Circuit Continues Stay

Michigan Marriage Ban Struck Down

Michigan Makes History With First Marriages

Elected Officials, Advocates Petition Schuette To Drop Marriage Aappeal

Pictures from Ingham County - Getting Married

Pictures from Oakland County Clerk's Office - Part 1

Pictures from the Oakland County Clerk's office - Part 2

Pictures from the Oakland County Clerk's Office - Part 3

Pictures from Washtenaw County

White Nationalist Group Files Brief Supporting AG's Appeal In Marriage Ruling

Discredited Witness Part Of Right-Wing Cabal

Schauer Celebrates Overturn Of Michigan Marriage Ban

Equality Michigan Circulating Petition to Drop Appeal

Why Are Governor Rick Snyder and Attorney General Bill Schuette Wasting Michigan Taxpayer Dollars On A Costly Appeal?

Michigan Marriage Ban Co-Author Goes 'Moral'

BTL's Wedding Expo: Like Pride in April

Snyder Says Marriages Invalid

Elected Officials, Advocates Petition Schuette To Drop Marriage Appeal

Request To Remove Stay Based On Process And Substance

Schuette Lies To Satisfy Political Base

DOCUMENTS: The decision, the stay, and more

BREAKING: Holder Asked To Recognize Michigan Marriages

Michigan Marriage Ban Ruled Unconstitutional

BREAKING: Sixth Circuit Court Of Appeals Issues Temporary Stay On Michigan Case

BREAKING: Same-Sex Couples Across Michigan Get Hitched

BREAKING: Judge Friedman Declares Michigan's Same-Sex Marriage Ban Unconstitutional

Judge Could Rule Late Today In Mich. Marriage Ban

Michigan Marriage Trial: And Now We Wait

Editor's Viewpoint: Our Long Journey To Justice

Federal Marriage Case Decisions Outside Michigan In Circuit Court of Appeals

Peers Distance Themselves As Regnerus Takes The Stand

Marriage Supporters, Protestors Brave Cold At Courthouse

Highlights From Michigan Same-Sex Marriage Hearing

Brown Says Schuette Instructed Clerks To Defy Court

Michigan Marriage Equality Trial Begins Second Week

Marriage Equality Trial Opens : Science v. Fear

Michigan Marriage Center Prepares State For The Possibility!

Michigan Marriage Case Begins

A Trial Full of Experts: Incredible and Not So Credible, In Hazel Park Case

like us on facebook follow us on twitter follow us on google+