Q Scopes: Give it a try, Virgo!

By Jack Fertig

With Mercury turning retrograde in Aries, be careful of spontaneous speeches and actions. Mars conjunct Uranus makes it way too easy to leap before you look -metaphorically and literally. The good news is that mistakes and missteps will show up immediately. Be very ready to make corrections and apologies.

ARIES (March 20 - April 19): You're certain to make a fool of yourself one way or another, so just lighten up and let yourself be in on the joke. While taking yourself too seriously is surely disastrous, do be serious about safety.

TAURUS (April 20 - May 20): It's not that you worry too much, but you need to worry better. Get clear on what's provoking your anxieties so you can resolve them once and for all. Resolution won't come instantly, but insights now will prove helpful later.

GEMINI (May 21- June 20): Arguments with friends are easily blamed on miscommunications. If you can't patch things up now a little time apart could be helpful. New friends offer new ideas, but those could cause more confusion than they solve.

CANCER (June 21- July 22): Anything you do, and especially your mistakes, will be much observed. Consulting with your boss or experts will at least help disperse any blame and make those mistakes more interesting. A good sense of humor and broad perspective will get you through.

LEO (July 23 - August 22): Only get into arguments if you want to be proven wrong and struggle with some new ideas. You could learn a great deal, but don't jump on any bandwagons yet! Those novel notions will soon require closer examination and corrections.

VIRGO (August 23 - September 22): Experimental sexual techniques will probably teach you more about what you don't like than what you do. It doesn't hurt to give it a try and scratch things off the list. Avoid anything risky for now. These are accident-prone times!

LIBRA (September 23 - October 22): Arguments and misunderstandings with your partner are to be expected. Every relationship has its challenges. Breaking up now could be a big mistake. Committing to a new relationship now is a bigger one!

SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21): Moderation is the key to fitness. Pushing too hard is sure to do you harm. Take disruptions at work in a calm, even stride. Are you being fair to colleagues or employees? Really? Consider those problems now. Decide later.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 20): Daring gestures will blow up in your face; you can't win for losing, and any creative efforts now will backfire. Stay in good humor and treat it all as a grand experiment. Learning what doesn't work will serve you well in the future.

CAPRICORN (December 21 - January 19): Household accidents are likelier than ever. Especially with anything involving fire or electricity this is "not" the time for clever innovations. Write down and design any bright ideas you have, but review them next month before fiddling with wires.

AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18): Your mouth is getting way ahead of your brain. Be very careful to converse only with people who aren't easily offended; still be ready to apologize. Writing is safer than talking - unless you're worried about evidence.

PISCES (February 19 - March 19): Reconsider your life's priorities. You could surprise yourself. If you don't you haven't been thinking that hard about it. Rude financial shocks should stimulate brilliant new ideas, although any new ideas now will need revision later.

Jack Fertig, a professional astrologer since 1977, is available for personal and business consultations in person in San Francisco, or online everywhere. He can be reached at 415-864-8302, through his website at http://www.starjack.com, and by e-mail at QScopes@qsyndicate.com.

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